The history of invention.
black powder
nitroglycerin
dynamite
gelatinous dynamite
percholates
chlorates
ammonium nitrate
liquid oxygen
atomic bomb
nuclear bomb
internet

I heard you get a gram of coke
for every nude photo you post on Instagram?

"Microbial life found living on exterior of International Space Station..."
Next they'll be on the moon.

Pay cuts don't motivate anybody.

Instead of giving heavy weapons to the allies,
why not just take them away from the enemy?

Use "Platinum data safe ultimate gold plus plus",
Cash.

Romney's problem,
not enough time on the golf course.

When playing golf an inexperienced player
will walk right into a sand trap.

'What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say'

(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Are we living in a B movie?

I'm really blown away Dave,
somebody better screw in the light bulb.

Wow Dave,
I'm totally blown away.

I hope you don't need any more reasons to vote republican.

If the elections were two months from now,
would the results be different?

Let me try to reassure you that there
is only an extremely low chance that
"political correctness" will destroy human civilization.