Jobs:
We can build pyramids between Blythe and Phoenix,
we can slide the blocks of stone on banana peels.

Space 1999
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Singularity is Near
Artificial stupidity is here

Boring man! 

Headline: CAMPAIGN OPERATIVE: Does Romney 'even understand how our economy works?'

Isn't it obvious no one does
not even the wizard of oz.

yawn

So many words to live by, so little time to live by them.

Heebie-GeeBie-TV

XP 2014 Edition
A lean mean computing machine

Mordon Rekko is a fictional character and the main antagonist of the up coming film Bane Street.

Looking for a conversation and all you find is
a drunk saying "pull my finger"?
For the last four years I've heard talk radio say "he's
in over his head".
You don't make it to president unless you're a lot
smarter then a talk radio host.

In this society you're not allowed to stink
even though it's the natural state of humans.
So put some chemicals under your arms like everybody else
and don't stink.
Don't worry it's perfectly safe and even if it wasn't
dying young is better than stinking.

Wow PROFOUND!!!

If you write a book about demonic possession
and try to sell the book could you be the one that
is possessed?

Seeking happiness is a sin and will only bring you misery,
seek misery and you will find happiness.
Knowing that seeking misery will bring you happiness
means that you are really seeking happiness which is a sin
and will only bring you misery.

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