They give you study after study and tell you
all the things that are shortening your life.
They are lying and ripping you off.
I will now give you the real top two things that are killing you.

The number one killer is your JOB.
Your JOB is killing you faster than anything else
by a huge margin.

The number two killer is "people making retarded decisions
that affect your life and forcing them on you."

You quit smoking and now your sucking on something else.
Now your foot hurts,
connect the dots Einstein.
You can't fix anything without breaking
something else.
Now your going to take something for your foot
and break something else Einstein.

One after noon Jed wanted a snack so he tried something new.
Jed had one yogurt and Jed felt better and even Jed's stomach
felt better.So Jed started eating one yogurt a day and he
felt better and his stomach felt better.
Then one day Jed's ear started ringing fairly loud.
Jed stopped eating yogurt and his ear stopped ringing.
A week later Jed started eating yogurt again and the next day
his ear started ringing.Then Jed stopped eating yogurt
and his ear stopped ringing.He didn't feel as good and neither
did his stomach but his ear wasn't ringing.
If Jed couldn't connect the dots his ear would still be ringing loud.

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How intelligent are animals?
Animals won't jump through a hoop
if you don't reward them.

I didn't know Time was
a child porn mag.

Humans have been smoking tobacco for 18000 years maybe more.
Humans have evolved genetically with tobacco.
Humans have not been breathing radiator fluid mixed
with nicotine.

We had to get rid of the nuclear waste somewhere.
Don't worry it's perfectly safe.

Time should do a cover of someone taking a dump
and call it Scat Time.

Try the potato salad if you can't eat yogurt.

Roll over and sell out isn't that what you're all about?

"Romney: BofA Protesters 'Too Young' To Understand Economy"

I will explain it for them.
If you are poor you will remain poor.
Except for 3 people in every million that get lucky.
Make sure you have a rich relative or you are going nowhere.
They at the top have it sown up from every conceivable angle,
there is no way to win.
They will tell you all day that you can win
because they need you to keep trying.
Romney's idea of being broke is down to his last 10 million.
To big to fail and you can't go broke if you wanted to.

Spaceship Enterprise in 20 years for one trillion?
Using my economic knowledge,
We apply the oh shit factor,
triple it and double it twice.
That comes to 12 trillion.

Lower the business taxes in California and all the taxes for the matter.
You have to prime the pump or you will never get any water out of the well.

Lowering the capital gains rate gave an incentive to invest in
Fake Estate which led to the imaginary economy which led to
the real deficit and the real unemployment.