Money has a half life of 9 purchases.
Where did the money go?
Based on an eight percent sales tax without
figuring the income tax or any other taxes
that might be added in.
$1.00 spent on gum becomes 92 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 84 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 77 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 71 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 65 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 60 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 55 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 51 cents,
they spend it on gum and it becomes 47 cents.

9 purchases down the line and half the $1.00 is gone.
The same graph would apply to $1,000,000.00

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You will instinctively know wether to
eat green eggs and ham by the smell.
Washing can improve the smell but
is not always necessary.
In some cases washing them won't
make any difference,
these cases should be run away from.

Poor ugly people really don't have it better
than rich beautiful people in life,
even though it looks that way sometimes.
Life has a way of playing tricks on your mind.

I just figured out that if I was making
$40,000,000.oo a year I would work for
3 weeks and retire.

April Bowlby

That was the best Hugh Hefner impersonation
I have ever seen, sheer genius.

Hi Tim,
You are about as funny as a train wreck.
You have a friend that drank some cola
but you never had any.
After you get your divorce and move in
with a room mate,
I wonder what station you will be broadcasting from?

I found that the vibration level
that works great and will make me smile
is 14,500 RPM.

A company generates advertising revenue from
the sale of the goods they make.
If the cost of advertising went down
company's could lower the price of the goods
they sell. People buying the goods would
have more money to buy more products
and this would stimulate the economy.
Advertising rates have risen to an unsustainable level.

Birds plus hot coco = ?

Dumb Water

No matter how hard I try to plan my life,
life always throws a wrench in it.
I'm hoping for as few wrenches as possible.

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The problem is that it is very tiring,
trying to talk to monkeys.
The only way they like you is if you have the right smell.