Radio today, the big five.
The Golfer,
The Wall banger,
The book writer also know as the wine drinking boat captain some times hedonist who won't roll in the gutter with pigs,
The gold hoarder,
And the five hundred million dollar pervert

Are you qualified to be in the fashion police if
you are female and have tattoos on your forearms?

I don't know what gravity is but the last
time I broke up with a woman I liked
the gravity went from 1g to 2g's
and has been that way ever since.
It makes it harder to get though the day.
Let me know when you can turn it back down,
I would appreciate it.

You're single.
Think of every person you have met or known
in your entire life.
There is a very good chance that the next
person you date won't be one of them.
That was just something to think about,
you do think don't you?

So,
Facebook is the hot night club
at the moment.

" If it's to loud then your too old, get the hell out, cause you've been told "

Anvil 1981

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I'm not arguing. I'm just trying to explain why you're wrong.

"If it sounds to good to be true it probably is."
If you are one of the world's richest men
is it to good to be true?
If you are in the middle class
is it to good to be true?

A man once asked me where the best place is
to meet women?
My reply,
nowhere,
but you can meet them anywhere.
The best ones seem to be when you least expect it.

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."

The transmitter uses hydroelectric power,
electromagnetic waves flow from a tower,
You sit in a closet all alone,
and speak into a microphone.

Golden notes fly through the air,
listen to them anywhere,
on a hill behind the dump,
listen sitting on a stump.

In the grocery store walk by the meat,
with a cell phone send a tweet,
then walk down the next isle,
see the stranger with a smile.

That person's talking to a friend,
the conversation may never end,
look no hands with this device,
forgot the bread it's so nice.

People talking but no one's there,
talking, talking, everywhere,
try to talk to someone in the room,
better hit them with a broom.

The transmitter uses hydroelectric power,
electromagnetic waves flow from a tower,
sit in a closet all alone,
and speak into a microphone.

You're all crazy,
most of you are nonviolent.

Why are you insane?
Childhood is innocent and fun for some of the lucky ones.
So much for delayed gratification.
You go to school so you can be brain washed to fit
in the slot you will be plugged into.
You take an interest in the opposite sex because
of a chemical change in your body.
This is the start of the insanity.
Then you take your first job where people climb over
dead bodies to make more money.
Now you work a job for years which is a bore after 6 months
and basically the same exact thing day after day after day
for year after year after year.
At this point you are mostly insane.
Then you get divorced and loose at least half of
everything you worked for your whole life.
Now you loose your job because you have no reason to live.
At this point you are about 40 and completely insane.