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"Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee."
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Subject: Night of 2008 Presidential election U.S.
The winner of the election made a speech,
the following is the translation.
"From this moment forward your as* is mine."
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Pragmatism:
A Method or tendency in philosophy which
determines the meaning and truth of all concepts
by their practical consequences. - pragmatist
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I was born with a horrible affliction,
I can see though people like a very thin piece of tissue paper.
I watched election coverage Tuesday night from 4pm until about 2am.
I channel surfed around here and there and I could tell which people
were in a good mood.
For the record I was in a good mood.
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The Ring Nebula looks a little like a donut.
How long will it take for the Ring Nebula to close?
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Eight years of decisions and here we are.
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Do we have enough puppets selling gold and late night shows,
yet?
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Take the guilt trip and shove it.
Does that sound soft to you?
Ya it's been a #%&*# cake walk.
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It's not ginger root,
it's adrenalin.
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Al Gore
Joe Miller
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Hi Mr. Cavett,
Who is running our country?
People who went to college.

When asking for advice maybe we should
ask people who have successfully solved problems,
not people who create them.
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Hi Penn Jillette,
The primates said to give you a message.
"Happy Birthday"

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The term is "Class Warfare".
At any given moment it is easy
to tell who is winning.
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I hear that no one saw the economy going off a cliff, coming.
When your house doubles in value in five years everybody knows it's bogus.
The reason nobody saw it coming is because everybody saw it coming
and everybody was making money.
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I use to think Tina Fey was beautiful.
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