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Temperature at my town now.
MSN 64
Weather channel 78
My thermometer in the shade out side the window 80.
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Ride the motorcycle,
Stay calm,
Don't be antagonistic,
Be positive,
And you can avoid the wreckage.
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Hi BC,
O.C.D.
If you are constantly breathing and
take a crap once a day,
does that count?
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I'm rubber you're glue
bounces off me and sticks to you.
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Anyway you slice it,
it comes up peanuts.
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"I love it when a plan comes together."
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The same thing all most never happens the same way twice.
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When messages are found in photos,
it is usually messages to the photographers.
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Sometimes lightning strikes twice.
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After one year of use I am holding my laptop together with
bubblegum and spit, it is hanging by a thread.
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"Deals so huge I can see them from space!"
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Don't waste your vote in November,
vote for Mickey Mouse.
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Right now
I live in California,
I vote by mail
and I hate to waste a stamp.
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If it was obvious that the KKK
was having a meeting on your airplane,
would you be nervous?
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