I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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on May 03, 2014

The real unemployment rate?
30.666 %

on May 04, 2014

Why not botch executions on purpose or through
carelessness?
You would be no better than the person being executed.

on May 05, 2014

Even though our minds perceive that we only
move forward through time,
we are actually moving backwards through time.
We should arrive at the dark ages in about ten years.
We can't remember the future because it is a traumatic
experience and we blotted it from our memory.

on May 06, 2014

How much C02 could we prevent from going
into the atmosphere if we did the following.


Stop the manufacture and use of cell phones.
Stop the manufacture of computers.
Shut off all cell phone towers.
Shut off all computers and the Internet.
Stop manufacturing solar panels.
Stop manufacturing all rechargeable batteries and stop charging batteries.
Stop all types of circulating news on climate change.

on May 13, 2014

Computers and the Internet are creating electric gyroscopic precession
that is changing the Earth's tilt on it's axis and causing climate change.

on May 22, 2014

We walked through hell to get to hell.

on May 22, 2014

Question: When was the last time the oil
Price per barrel was under $60.00 ?
Answer:
Oil price per barrel.
February 2009 $31.04
2009 Average $53.56

on May 23, 2014

You die and find yourself reincarnated as a bird.
You fly through the air as easily as a fish swims,
float on warm air rising without even flapping your wings.
You are as free as it gets and fly over the rainbow,
when hungry you can eat road kill and bugs.

on May 27, 2014

How do you prove male virginity?
Suuuuurrrrrrre he was.

on May 28, 2014

Will a 'self-driving car' hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road
to avoid hitting a small child that runs out in front of it
if it can't stop in time?

on May 30, 2014

Will a 'self-driving car' know that when it approaches a
camera enforced intersection yellow means stop?
~
Masters of paper.
~
Will a 'self-driving car' go around a mail delivery vehicle
that is parked in it's lane and cross a double yellow line
to do so?
Will a 'self-driving car' know that a car parking on the right
side of the road is actually going to pull a U-turn directly
in front of it at the last minute?

on Jun 02, 2014

Cosmetics was the ad that they gave me.
Everything is perfect,
Now.

on Jun 04, 2014

Stupid is the new smart.
Failure is the new success.

on Jun 05, 2014

Don't forget the VA scandal.

on Jun 07, 2014

Brushed aluminum is faster.

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