What we really need is a time machine so we
can all go back to 1985 or 1997,
back when we were smart.

I see no climate change,
I see economic change,
I see intelligence change,
I see integrity change.
If more people had jobs you would have more customers.

Take the temperature of every molecule in earths atmosphere once every second
for the next 20 years and put the results in a super computer
and give us a chart showing the average temperature per second.
Then check the ocean using the same method.
Walk around with a thermometer during the day time, you only have to move 10 feet
to find a new temperature reading.

Each atom in the atmosphere and the ocean will be equip
with the Mini iphone via the mini iphone clip,
temperature data will be sent to the iclimate computer capable
of googolplex flops.
The average global temperature will be available at all times.
Study today's data.

This is what the graph looks like.
Average global temperature last 20 years.
The top of the line is one degree higher than the bottom of the line
on this graph.
1994________________________________________________________2014

The next phase in human evolution "Silicon Transistor Man"?
I'm not looking forward to it. Privacy and freedom are over
unless we act fast.
Side note:Gore also thought he won the presidential election.

Tonight an interview with an expert genius who will explain
weather during these exciting times.
I am sorry we lost the connection because his phone battery
went dead.
Instead we can pray to the weather god.
Click here to pray.

It was immediately evident to me that my coworkers
were more intelligent and talented when they
started smearing shit on the bathroom walls.

"Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your burdens." 

Was the new health care website and the new msnbc website
built by the same programmers?

Today's phrase:
"Balanced dissatisfaction"

"A man with out a dream is a dead man" So dream but not to big or you get obesity lol 

I have always been a happy RadioShack customer.

[Group A]
CHRIS CHRISTIE
BOBBY JINDAL
PAUL RYAN
RICK SANTORUM
John Boehner
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[Group B]
JEB BUSH
TED CRUZ
MIKE HUCKABEE
SARAH PALIN
RAND PAUL
RICK PERRY
DONALD TRUMP

Just how bad is our addiction to oxygen?