Sony no baloney

Oblivion
Elysium
Bankrupsium
Freedom of speechium
The rent is to damn highium
The wage is to damn lowium
Health care costs to muchium
Honor and Integritium
Is god goodium?
I'm a geekium
If you don't get it you arntium

Lounge lizard or just another one of the
gigantic humongous a-holes that we
have to deal with every day?

When the magnetic poles of the sun flip
it has to be a positive development.

"State of the Union"
We have left the toilet and are in the sewer
headed to the treatment plant.

Dolphins will only jump through a hoop
if they receive a reward.
If the dolphin receives a penalty for jumping
through the hoop, the dolphin stops jumping through the hoop.

How do you know for sure
that your VMAs performance went to far?
The cops show up and take you to jail.

I once saw a catering truck operator pull
muffins out of a dumpster and put them
on his truck.
Deregulated republican?

All you need to know to be well paid:
Suck,lick,lie with personality.

Someone has to do the job correctly
or the lights don't come on.
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This comment is like a grain of sand
on the shore of the Milky Way galaxy.

Oops..wrong thread

I think it's a simple solution,
I just change the channel.

What Women Want, the simple formula:
1] She thinks you look as good as a
twenty five year old Tom Cruise.
2] You can do the ABCs with your tongue for forty five minutes.
3] You are worth one billion dollars.
One out of three will get you one month of happiness.
Two out of three will get you three years six months of happiness.
Three out of three will get you 2 years of happiness.

Why elect representatives if they need to take a poll to
check the majority's wishes before every decision?
~
Can you have a public discussion about something
that has to remain secret to be effective?

Look on the bright side, stuck in a bus for 20 years
could be much like prison.
Stuck in a closet with a microphone could be also.