What's next month,
the moon falls out of orbit?

A rogue planet could enter our solar system
striking the earth and sending it into the sun.
We can be prepared for this type of disaster
if we all wear inflatable rubber suits equip with fire extinguishers.

President Obama is the smartest person in our country
at this time, I am sure he will make the right decision.

[The special theory of gravity]
Misery = the mass of the object multiplied by the
velocity of the object multiplied by the amount of
time the object experiences misery.
Gravity = Misery multiplied by the (speed of light to the power of googol).
Misery generates gravity but do to spooky action at a distance the gravity
generated shows up some where else.
Happiness generates anti-gravity in the same way.
I estimate that all life forms experience 15 minutes of happiness
every 24 hours.This explains why we have enough gravity
to overcome anti-gravity.
If happiness ever becomes greater than misery the entire universe
would fall apart into a cloud of dust expanding to infinity
and we would have infinite happiness.

In today's changing financial environment you need a new type
of plan to meet your retirement needs.
I recommend getting an early start saving for your retirement.
Start saving 200 years before your birth and you will save
enough by the time you are fifty to pay for someone else's
hookers and blow.

For now lets just assume that gravity
is a law of nature.
What happens when we assume?

As far as the new lineup goes,
I would rather look at Maddow.

Don't forget the US National Debt doubled
between 2000 and 2008.

There’s no need to qualify everything you do. Own your preferences and decisions.

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Did you get the new Cabbage Patch phone?

GOP hangs self with old rope.

I hear people are eating on $6 bucks a day
and getting rich.

Question for republicans:
Wouldn't giving to charity be a sin
and having it taxed from you be saintly?

An observation:
Your article will get hits if it has the words "Miley Cyrus" in it.

Need a strategy? Try winning an election.