You can vote for M.Satan R.
but you have to leave your soul in
the voting booth.
I'm going to keep mine thanks.

You are the President of the United States.
My suggestion for the next debate:
Have a few cigarettes.
I'll have one and
David Blaine might become one.

You are an environmentalist you want
to save the trees,the fish,the bugs.
There is only one way to save them,
teach people birth control.
Anything else you do is a disguised
attempt to steal peoples money
and nothing more.

Birth control could be a simple as two letters... no.  However, mans preoccupation with his dick usually means he won't take no for an answer.

With one hour a night to think
you really can't figure out much
can you?
Lucky you.

With politicians being in it only for themselves

When it comes to election day in your area

You can only elect one from the bottom of the heap.

"Thou shalt not think."
Was that one of the commandments?

2000 years ago no one needed birth control.
Today we do.

If you don't get mad about anything,
you either don't care about anything or you don't need to.
If some people don't care about anything they end up homeless
and happy.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
He who thinks the fastest makes a lot of mistakes.
Dumb people are easy to take advantage of and much loved.

So you have a large tax plan that rewrites the whole system.
If you can't get it passed through congress
you have no plan at all.
What are the odds?
Slim and none.

If you just concentrated on keeping
everybody honest the economy would be fine.

In this very very important election
I see the main topic of controversy
a crucial topic for the survival of the country,
a big topic.

Looks like we may have been misled on Libya
and WMDs in Iraq.

There is a recession after every "proven policy" Paul.

I don't know if the universe is a simulation
but it definitely has a crack in it.