If you wanted to put a message some where that would last almost
forever where might you put it?
On the moon.
If you look at the rising full moon with the naked eye
you will see a message someone put on the moon.
This could not be an accident.

The little darlings.
Eighth grade literature class.
The most intelligent kid in the class wore a shirt
that said "Flunk Now Beat The Rush",threw eggs at the chalk board,
set the trash can on fire on a regular basis and never got caught.
The rest of the class chewed on newspaper and threw spit wads at everything.
The teacher wore bubblegum in her hair.
Why don't we just move to the jungle and throw crap at each other?
 

9-9-9
Lets look at it right side up.
6-6-6

A friend once told me,
"People who talk bad about you behind your back
are just jealous".

I just met two young Mormons on my walk,
and stopped to talk with them when they asked me to.
They said they were on a two year mission.
I talked to them.
They were ass holes.
I wish I hadn't stopped.

There are some very successful people I
hear on the radio who complain for their
whole show every day.
I guess success isn't all that great.

She married for love.
The love of cash.
Call it intuition.
The following are false statements.
She didn't care about the money.
I am happier in prison.

Conway and anger management

I walk away from pretty much every religious discussion feeling that way.... because my thoughts/beliefs were unimportant/irrelevant to them.

So my words to live by... never open your door to religious canvassers, they exasperate your patience and make you feel like you wanna strangle the next one who offends/insults your intelligence. 

And I thought religion was supposed to engender peace and harmony within one???

You spent the last 12 years building an economy
on loan commissions and sales commissions,
and here we are.

To run a successful business it is a good idea
to have business experience.
To run the federal government it would
be good to have the necessary experience.

Here is the list of the top three republican candidates for
president assuming we live in a logical world that makes sense.

Newton Leroy Gingrich

People don't like it when someone tries to make them feel stupid.
What is even worse is when the person trying to make you
feel stupid is actually the dumbest person in the room.

Who owns the Zebra?

You can't be a leader if you aren't a reader.

Happiness is overrated, poverty isn't.