~It all boils down to,who do you trust?~
~Someone wants to blame all the bad decisionson labor.~
~Ever notice that while the moon is technically fullonly one day per cycle, it looks full three days per cycle.~
In the famous words of Jack Nicholson on The Bucket List: " Never pass up the chance to go to the restroom, never waste an erection, and never trust a fart!"
I hope that is not too risque, I cleaned it up a little.
~Third rule for riding a motor cycle:Ride with the assumption that all slow moving or stopped objects willpull out in front of you or pull a U - turn in front of you.If an object is moving at a high rate of speed, then you know whereit is heading.~
~There is a simple way to get car manufactures to buildfuel efficient cars.Buy a fuel efficient car.~
Two heads are better than one...unless they're on the same neck.
~What is one of the biggest differences between 20 years agoand today?Hint: You might be using it to read this.~
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
~Never quit a job to spend more time with your wife. ~
Never eat beans before a formal function....
~There is only one huge enormous gigantic problem with rewarding bad behavior.The solution to the problem is;certain people at the helm of the problem will have to be fired and possibly jailed.~
If you are good at something, never do it for free. The Joker.
