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It has been said that "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".
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When you hear these words, "I'd fix it if I could",
you've been in way to long.
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This YoYo trick is called "walking the dog",
The good news is, eventually the YoYo comes back up.
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Caddyshack was a great movie.
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I just saw the "Baby Mama" DVD on sale at the grocery store.
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Joe
Bat
Owl
Ya
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And by the way Joe,
In your last man standing fantasy,
Ted Nugent would be that man,
and not because he owns precious coins.
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Haste makes waste.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Slow and steady wins the race.
If it wasn't for bankers none of us would own a home.
No matter how many times I cut it, it is still to short.
Measure twice cut once.
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Glenn Beck and yellow snow.
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"People will forget what you do. People will forget what you say. People will never forget how you make them feel." - Maya Angelou.

"Too much is not healthy." Or, for those who understand it in the original Yiddish: "Tzu fiel ist nisht Gezundt." - My Grandma Ida (of blessed memory).

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I never bet more then I can afford to lose.
You don't get a do over in Vegas.
When playing cards I always call the bluff,
and let the chips fall where they may.
There is always more then one solution to any problem.
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The rope a dope:
You set a trap for someone, they walk into it and do
exactly what you want them to do, and then they
get tired and fall down.

The double rope a dope:
You pretend to walk into someone's trap
and pretend to get tired. They let their guard down
and you knock them out.
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Would you want someone who sounds
nervous under pressure, to run your country?
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The work will wait while you show the child
the rainbow,
but the rainbow won't wait while you work.

- Anonymous
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