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Once upon a time,

A man went shopping for a white baseball.

He found a store with them for sale at $20.00 each.

He bought one.

Later he went back to the store to buy another.

When he got there the price had changed to $10.00 each.

So he bought one.

Later he found out that both baseballs were defective.

He was glad that he only paid $10.00 for the second one.

I wonder if he will ever buy a baseball at that store again?

Well,

A defective baseball might be worth $10.00 but it sure isn't worth $20.00.

Maybe the store owner should sell good baseballs for $15.00

before he goes out of business.

In the beginning of our story return customers are lost.

Return customers are how you grow a business.

Store owners can sell defective baseballs for a while but eventually

end up like Enron.

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People don't want the troops to die fighting a war.

People don't want to give the troops the money

they need to avoid dying fighting a war.

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Some places outside the US you

have to worry about the sane people.

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The only time there is no right or wrong

in the argument is when you are wrong,

but,

you do have plenty of company.

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This is not an exact quote, it is the basic idea.


"There isn't enough time in the day

to report all the good news." - Penn Jillette

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Lets use junk mail for toilet paper.

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6.5 billion friendly people on the planet.

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"When the enemy is crushed" - Dennis Miller

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