I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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on May 16, 2007
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
on May 16, 2007

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Staying married to someone who isn't faithful to you,

is living a lie.

If you can live a lie,

could you tell a lie?


~

on May 16, 2007

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The next time you go to the DMV imagine

that it has been split in half,

one half DMV and one half hospital.

This would enable you to efficiently

get a drivers license and a physical

at the same time,

killing one bird with two stones.


~

on May 17, 2007
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
on May 18, 2007

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Solution 1:

Fix the border.

Enforce existing laws.

When illegal aliens are found deport them.


Solution 2:

All US citizens will move to Mexico.

The US borders will then be closed.

Ten years later all US citizens will move back to the US.


Solution 3:

One pound of anti matter.


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on May 19, 2007
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"True love is when your heart and your minds are saying the same thing."
~
on May 22, 2007

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When did the majority of people start

to obey the first law?

When the first law was written,

or

When the first police were assigned

to enforce it?


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on May 22, 2007

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When someone shop lifts from a store

and leaves the store do the police

arrest them or ask them if they would

like to pay for the items?


The solution to some problems

is to not solve them.


Caution you will need a strong

thought process to figure out

which problem I am referring to.


~

on May 24, 2007

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Special Delivery:

Subject: Immigration Reform:


Shell game,

There is no such thing as the last chance.


The problem was solved back in the 80s,

and we are still waiting for them to do

what they said they would do.


It was fixed again a year ago.

The answer is not to move to the US.

The answer is to be like the US.


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on May 24, 2007

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Very possibly just the tip of the iceberg.


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on May 24, 2007

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Mr. O'reilly,

Spend some time in morning traffic court

in southern California and tell me

that there isn't a major problem.

You have the pen.


I have nothing against legal immigration

when done at a sane pace.


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on May 25, 2007

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It is time to sober up

and get involved or your kids

are going to be pushing five for English.


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on May 25, 2007

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Unrelenting pressure.


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on May 25, 2007
"An it harm none, Do as thou Will"
on May 25, 2007
  

I never give them [the public] hell.
I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell.
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