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The person referred to in post # 2115

claims to be very intelligent.

I suggest he run for president.

Caution,

the first hurdle is to be smart enough

to get elected.

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Chris Rock,

I have noticed that you can

use quite a bit of profanity in

half a sentence.

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What does publicly admitting that

you had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith,

do to your reputation?

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When outing a possible covert operative,

the first person to inform the general public,

does the most damage.

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Mr. Gore,

Maybe you could try an experiment.

You could fix Mars first and then Jupiter,

on your way out of the Solar System.

Could you be sure and come back in time

to fix the Sun when it burns out?

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The sooner we fix global warming,

the sooner we will have to fix global cooling.

The only problem is,

global cooling is harder to fix.

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Schwarzenegger made a good point about the arguing.

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Today I heard Mr. Giuliani's thoughts

on global warming and they sound

good to me.

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"Sound Blaster Audigy platinum EX",

has a lot of great features that are numerous.

One of these features is the fact that there

are two external IEEE 1394 FireWire ports,

that allow for real time extremely high speed

data transfer.

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There are three ways to go through life.


1) Having faith in your fellow man.


2) Fearing your fellow man.


3) Though I walk through the shadow

of the valley of death

I fear nothing because I am......

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Freedom of speech is a great thing.

Some people should probably think

about censoring themselves once and a while,

or at least they might sleep on it.

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