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I was 19 the last time I paid for a hair cut.

Do the math, it adds up to a couple motorcycles.

Now tell me,

am I sane?

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There are some who say man didn't

really land on the moon.

There are some who say that man

landed on Mars and kept it a secret.

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Mr. Laporte,

Here is one you can't delete.

You win a cookie.

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Lets talk about making fun of

people when they're having a hard time with things.

Well,

You know that it is only a matter of time

before the people making the fun

are swimming in their own happy.

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Mr. Gore,

I just bought a replacement part for my

20 year old vacuum.

Post # 2105 doesn't apply to you.

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I have decided to acquire certified avoided deforestation

carbon offsets from the planet Jupiter.

I am going to get a lot of them.

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People were not put

on this planet

to commit suicide.


Pure logic.

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It isn't advisable to waste time

spinning the sail on a sinking ship,

if there is another ship nearby.

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When used incorrectly rat poison

is bad for tourism and economic growth.

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Mr. Gore,

I just purchased a remanufactured printer

cartridge from printpal.

I sent in my old cartridge so it

could be recycled.

How about you?

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Who was the host of a show called Politically Incorrect,

and who then,

is very possibly

politically incorrect?

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