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I always liked Chuck Barris.

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Rocky, bullwinkle and Boris Badenov


Cad Lackey, Simon Bar Sinister and Underdog


Don't forget Mister Peabody.

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I was truly touched by your singing.


Excellent strategy.

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It would appear, Sherman needs a new diaper.

Someone else is already taking care of it.

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The quality of a man is not measured

by how much money he possesses.

Case in point:

Saddam Hussein had a lot of money.

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"Living on a budget is the same as living beyond your means,

except that now you have a record of it !"- Alfred E. Neuman


Mad Super Special Number Twenty. 1976

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"Art is trying to create a public spectacle !"- Penn Jillette

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Planet of the apes fan,

wins a cookie.

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As a young boy I never lost a game of clue.

As a young teen I figured out who owns the zebra,

in 20 min.

I can still solve a Rubik's cube.


Anything I brake today I can fix tomorrow.

Seen any supernovas lately Adam?

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Anything I fix today I can brake tomorrow.

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"There isn't anything that you know that I don't know !"- Adam Carolla

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I'm early,

Just dialed randomly,

I have a sixth sense and always seem

to find the right number.

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