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I have noticed that some people are very good

at flapping their lips and emitting sounds.

What besides entertaining does that accomplish exactly?

Well I'll give you a hint,

absolutely nothing.

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I might be ironic, but

I won't lie to ya.

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If in doubt laugh.


Go to school to learn how to spell the word (doubt).

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Message to Pen.

If you ever catch my act,

show me your thumb scar

after the show.

A simple physical act will

get you through security.

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You lost me at the hobo whatever.

I am thinking of having 3/4

of my brain removed so I can follow it.


Radio today:

You've got

the music channel,

the political channel,

and the mindless channel.

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As far as the skeptics are concerned,

I am skeptical of the skeptics.

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Doormats:

Everybody loves them.

When they are worn out just

throw them away and get a new one.

Good ones are hard to find.

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