Saw you walking underneath the stars couldn't stop 'cause I was in a car

Sorry wrong ID....

If someone says they are good at multitasking what does it mean?
They can screw up three things simultaneously.

 I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early! 

Each sheet of toilet paper will have a camera in it
if it doesn't already.
Isn't technology great?

Santa is magic and can deliver presents to 7 billion
people in one day, fly in a slay pulled by reindeer and come
down any chimney.

If you win the lotto and take the cash pay out you
get less than half. Then you pay tax.
All your worries will be over if you win the big one.
[Except]
Collapse of civilization,natural disaster,disease,accident,
sting operation,people pretending to be your friend,
poisoning,war,nuclear holocaust,alien abduction,deafness,
blindness,vd,rip offs all day long because you can afford it,
abduction,theft and the list could go on forever.

A star goes supernova and blows it self into an
expanding dust cloud containing uranium-238.
Billions of years later the remnants of the star
form a new solar system. Five billion years later
intelligent life exists on one of the planets
in that solar system. Aren't those life forms lucky
that the half-life of uranium-238 is about 4.47 billion years
and there is still some radio active uranium left for
them to experiment with?

View Santa

Is Phil Robertson the next Bruce Jenner?

First place I saw this I was in Tijuana.
If you see these you know where you are.
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Diagnosed with a condition that prevents
the ability to fake empathy.
The majority are able to fake empathy.

'Removable' Processors
next
multiple Processors with
'Dial A Crash'

Benghazi
very dangerous place
Newtown
very safe place
Benghazi
4 killed 10 injured
Newtown
26 killed

One of those news people should go under cover
and live exactly like a homeless person for three
months.
Just one catch, you have to do it stone sober
for three months. No cheating.