Here is an old saying,
I changed it a little because it might be private property.
"Always take a safety meeting,
because you can never be
very safe."

Repulsive gravity as an alternative to dark energy (Part 2: In the quantum vacuum)

If you enjoy doing the exact same simple task 500,000 times in a row,
You don't have ADHD,
you have JALSTAMS.

Just a little smarter than a monkey syndrome.

You've got,
the two hour
the all nighter
the two dater
the one month
the three month
the once in a while on going affair
the six year
and the life long ball and chain.
And always remember there are a billion more
where that came from.

You can be dumb
just dumb enough
smart
to smart

Cooking lesson #1: don’t fry bacon in the nude.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

To the people that weren't nice to me in my life
who ever they may be.
I hope you live to be 120 years old.

If some content from a video site loads fast
and other content loads slow,
is that censorship?

Just think how big the scam is going to be in twenty more years.

"Look great in lingerie, no matter your shape"
Wear a white sheet and we'll project
someone who looks good on you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger until
you are about 38 and then it doesn't make you stronger anymore.

What today's update for IE 8 did for me.
It put The Huffington Post on the left side of the screen
instead of the center where it usually is.

The way we knew which song they were playing was
because we had a pair of binoculars and could
read the song list next to the M&Ms on the mixer table.

You're tellen me that,
If you want the tire pressure right
you check the spark plug gap?

I just heard 30 seconds turned into an
hour and a half on the radio,
who can't let go?