I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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on Mar 05, 2003
lol

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on Mar 05, 2003
If both of you get the headache at the same time, which one is faking it?
on Mar 05, 2003
When in doubt, blame the dog...
on Mar 05, 2003
Help... I am Italian..

https://www.wincustomize.com/msgboard.asp?BID=WC&id=117847

on Mar 05, 2003
"If a man will cheat on his wife, he'll cheat on me!"
Ross Perot
on Mar 05, 2003
A fool and his money are soon popular.


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on Mar 05, 2003
We were all given two ears and one mouth. To listen twice as much as we speak!
on Mar 05, 2003
You Know You're Living in 2003 If...

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

courtesy of John M.(not quotes as much as boy times have changed!)
on Mar 05, 2003
yeah, i did had that prob. blindbatt no more microwave meals for me... forgot my password, and I have to update my microwave to microwave xp for a secret question
on Mar 06, 2003
"Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he."

- Publilius Syrus
on Mar 06, 2003
I like the Santa one

I don't have any words at the moment, will return later with some.

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on Mar 06, 2003
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."
on Mar 06, 2003
"If all else fails, read the instructions."
on Mar 06, 2003
If at first you don't succeed - give up...

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on Mar 06, 2003
'You make me wanna be a better man' - Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt in 'As Good as It Gets'

@shu likes this line, plans on using it on someone soon.
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