The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.     

What Ye sends out comes back to Thee 3 fold

why do they make ballerinas stand on their toes.......why not just get taller ballerinas....

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.. . Bob Hope

In the first year of marriage it's anywhere sex
In the 2nd year of marriage it's bedroom sex
In the 10th year of marriage it's hallway sex (thats where you pass each other in the hall and tell each other to f**k off)

um....

*is in 5th going on 6th year of marriage*... and all I can say is UM... PFTTT

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So we'll divvy it all up

and give everyone a billion dollars.

Then we can all go to the grocery store,

which will be closed and empty.

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She was only the Farmer's Daughter , but all the Cow Manure !!

and another :

It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down. Sir Clive Sinclair ( of Sinclair ZX fame ..) ..