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You find yourself in a sinking ship.

If you devote all power to the bailing pumps

you can keep the ship from sinking.

With out power to the pumps the ship will

sink in 24 hours. The authority decides to compromise

and split the power between the pumps and a party

going on in the dance hall. This means the ship will

sink in 48 hours.

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News Flash:

The ship sank a long time ago.

I am going to raise it from the bottom of the ocean.

Help would be appreciated and is appreciated.


Also,

Hello Heraldo.

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I have not lured any illegal aliens to the U.S.

There are millions like me.

Geraldo Rivera do you care about us?

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Article By Thomas Sowell.

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The beauty of the United States of America

is that if the elected officials don't do what

the people elect them to do,

the people will elect new officials.


Also,

remember when riding a scooter and viewing

a lot

of scenery

its all in the delay.

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Nancy Pelosi has to deal with freedom of speech

in the form of radio every day of the week,

after listening to her,

it sounds like she hates it.

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It made me laugh because I wasn't expecting it.

Angel,

hopefully

God has a sense of humor

baby.

Sincerely,
Angel Bat

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Ever notice someone who jumps

from lily pad to lily pad

and doesn't always think before he speaks?

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What is more intelligent?

Cleaning up a mess or

not making one to begin with.

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