I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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on Feb 13, 2003
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
on Feb 13, 2003
GM liked that one, forgot it, thanks for the reminder!!

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on Feb 13, 2003
Man who puts face in juice bowl gets what he deserves: Punch in nose!!!
on Feb 13, 2003
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
you just can't pick your friends nose

A friend of mine would say this to me as a stupid response to any question that I asked him that he didn't have an answer for. Ahhh...to be a teenager again!
on Feb 13, 2003
When life gets you down, use it to make a nice soft pillow.
on Feb 13, 2003
motion: oh ugh....bad bad bad

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a goose.

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on Feb 13, 2003
How does a German decline a werewolf? easy
der Werwolf
des Weswolfs
dem Wemwolf
den Wenwolf
Sorry C242, you'll have to forgive me for that one. it's werewolf's fault for starting the silliness.
on Feb 14, 2003
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness....
on Feb 14, 2003
If Punk Rockers pick their nose in public, where do they wipe it?

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on Feb 14, 2003
on other people of course, so watch em

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on Feb 14, 2003
Now why am I thinking of that song... slip-slidding away?
on Feb 14, 2003
"you know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip-sliding away..."

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on Feb 14, 2003
" sticks and stones may break your bones, but words cut to the soul, choose them wisely "

" 70% presentation, 20% how you look, and 10% of what you say" Eddie Izzard on how
did Hitler get Germany to celeabrate recovering from economic depression with a 2nd world war. "



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on Feb 14, 2003
"sticks and stones will break your bones, but ..... well, yeah that hurts a lot!"

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